Move it to next sprint, we’ll get to it eventually

Content DAYS OFF FINALLY, VACATION! TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WORK.. NITWITTER.COM VINCENTONL AND START CODING ON MY PERSONAL PROJECT!

Content THE COMPANY I APPLIED TO LAST WEEK "WE HAVE DECIDED NOT TO PROCEED WITH YOUR CANDIDACY AT THIS TIME ME WHO APPLIED TO OVER 200 JOBS LAST WEEK "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

The pain of revisiting your brainchild only to find it's been "enhanced" by the new maintainers is a special kind of developer trauma. You pour your soul into clean architecture, sensible naming conventions, and thoughtful documentation—then return months later to find spaghetti code, 1000-line functions, and variables named "temp1" through "temp47." It's like watching your elegant creation get transformed into a coding horror show that would make even Stack Overflow moderators weep. The git blame feature becomes your personal torture device as you scroll through the commit history and whisper "what have they done to you?"

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Content Just because your code works doesn't mean it's good

Content Boss: Finish that design by tomorrow Me: