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Content Customer: Is this a bug or a feature? Devs: Good question.

Content Backend? Javascript Frontend? Javascript. Styles? Javascript! CI? Javascript. Infrastructure? Believe it or not, also Javascript.

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Going from Python to C# feels like someone suddenly handed you a 500-page manual for what used to be a one-liner. "Hello World" in Python? print("Hello World") Done! In C#? Fire up Visual Studio, create a new project, wait for it to load, generate a class, add a Main method with proper static void syntax, System namespace imports, and don't forget those semicolons! Meanwhile, C# devs trying Python are grinning like that dog because they finally escaped bracket hell and discovered whitespace actually means something. The language transition trauma is real.

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