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You know that special kind of pain when your PM keeps asking "when will it be done?" and you've already said "it's almost done" three standups in a row? Yeah, that's when you learn the ancient art of timeline inflation. What starts as genuine optimism gets beaten down by reality until you're giving estimates that would make a construction contractor blush. "It'll be in production in 2 days" really means "I haven't even started and there's a 47% chance this will break everything in staging." The transformation from eager developer to cynical estimator happens right there in those daily scrums, one "almost done" at a time.