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Content English Teacher: It is semicolon we will hardly use it. Computer Science Student:

Ah yes, the generational divide in heroism. Grandpa's out there in actual trenches with tanks, while we're fighting the good fight with print("Hello World") . Nothing says "saving humanity" quite like your first program that displays text on a screen. The bar has dropped so low you could trip over it, but hey – at least our debugging injuries are limited to carpal tunnel and eyestrain. War... war has changed. Now it's just us vs. syntax errors at 3 AM, heroically fueled by energy drinks and stackoverflow answers from 2011.

Content C.or 3 Microsoft Excel Incels Incorrectly assuming something is a date

Content Me:Hits compile Every fan in my computer:

That magical moment when your brain finally untangles the spaghetti code and the PM swoops in like a vulture. Nothing says "interrupt my flow state" like a manager who can smell a solution from three cubicles away. The "quick 2 mins call" is corporate-speak for "I'm about to derail your entire afternoon while you explain a fix I won't understand but will take credit for in the next sprint review." Homer's desperate dive for the bushes is every developer trying to preserve their precious debugging momentum.

Content DEVS DRAGONS - 4 THE SORTING HAT NOW LET'S SEE WHAT PROJECT WE WILL ASSIGN YOU TO... NOT THE LEGACY PROJECT.. NOT THE LEGACY.. HE WILL WORK ON THE LEGACY PROJECT! Y VINCENTONL PERFECT!