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Oh. My. GOD! Visual Studio is SHAKING right now! 💅 Why spend 20 minutes installing a 10GB IDE when Notepad has been sitting there the ENTIRE TIME with its sassy little text editing capabilities?! The AUDACITY of Visual Studio to be so high maintenance when Notepad is just *chef's kiss* perfection! Your computer isn't having an existential crisis trying to run it, it came free with your Windows (what a bargain queen!), and it opens files faster than you can say "my project is due in 5 minutes." Sure, Visual Studio has intellisense and debugging, but does it have the DRAMA of coding without a safety net? I think NOT! Notepad users are the true chaos demons of programming - no syntax highlighting, no auto-complete, just PURE CODING ADRENALINE!

Chess and programming - two games where you're perpetually outmaneuvered. The single error is right in front of you, practically taunting you with its simplicity. Meanwhile, the 585 errors are lurking just out of sight, waiting to ambush your code when you finally fix that one obvious bug. It's like fixing a leak only to discover your entire plumbing system is actually made of Swiss cheese and wishful thinking.

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