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Content Data scientists while their model is training

Content The best programming language is...

Content senior engineer maintaining a legacy application with a bunch of first year devs starter pack made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when you don't know anything, yet everything works. In Programming we combine theory and practice; nothing works, and we don't know why.

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

Content When the code is a mess but it's working anyway