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Ah, the duality of web developers. The top panel shows the textbook answer that every interview candidate recites: HTML stands for "HyperText Markup Language." But the bottom panel reveals the emotional truth known by those who've spent countless nights wrestling with <div> tags and flexbox layouts – HTML actually stands for "How To Make Love." Because nothing says romance like debugging why your CSS won't align properly at 2 AM while questioning your career choices.

Content Me: "I want Visual Studio to install on my secondary drive, not my C drive." Visual Studio, looking at my C drive: Is Frce Beal Estate

When someone asks what you do for a living, and your brain immediately jumps to the most unnecessarily complex implementation possible. Like, congratulations on writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 , but sure, let's hardcode ten separate conditions because that's definitely maintainable. Nothing says "I'm a programmer" quite like turning a one-liner into a nightmare that future you will curse at 2 AM during a production outage.

Content Me That's a nice argument, why don't you back it up with a source ChatGPT My source is that I made it the fuck up ProarammerHumor.io

Content Interviewer: tell me why should I hire you Me: because that is your job. Interviewer Me ProgrammerHumo

Content Me: What is my next task? Lead: Why don't you cleanup legacy code Legacy code: juva.krishna.memes ProgrammerHumor.it