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Content Stop Using Anti- Self Language Instead of: Say: I am an impostor lam a scammer 1 am a bad person for doing what I do I am the worst employee at my company and one day they will all find out I do not deserve my salary, position, or the recognition that comes with these things because I have not truly earned them I am doing something deeply immoral by pretending to be better than I actually am I am a master of trickery and should be revered I am the most successful con artist in history and will never be caught 1 deserve these things, not because I have worked for them but because people were foolish enough to give them to me 1 get paid 600 a week to edge at my desk all day lmao

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Content HTC says keyboard ads were an error. Terminats 1 day ago android (twitter) 92 upvoted ATC twitter https:twitter.comHTCUKstatus886867878594699264 11.2k points 1050 comments 1 Vortico 14216 points 1 day ago Whoops, I accidentally inserted 350 lines of code across some java and xml files and linked a vendor's library and when my hand slipped I accidentally registered API keys and inserted them into the metadata of the program, and when it went to code review and production release, they accidentally accepted it and uploaded it to their distribution server.

Content What is Pi? Programmer: Math.PI 4 Mathematician: 1 2 - 2 12 3? 52 2 72 Engineer: THREE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.