Me submitting a programming assignment:

Content 1000 FACEBOOK LIKES 500 INSTAGRAM ATES 100 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS GITHUB STARS

Content 4-34 Reddit devs trying to resist changing the UI for the 5th time every week made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content Me ProdrammerHumor.io Random guy on stackoverflow asking the same stupid question

Content MY CHILD WILL efficiently and responsibly allocate memory in C P malloc(9999999g

The programmer's secret calendar language! Those green squares in the GitHub contributions graph spell out "HOLIDAYS" when viewed by date. Non-technical managers just see random days off, but fellow devs recognize the sacred art of commit-graph-art. Taking PTO to complete your contribution masterpiece is peak developer dedication. The perfect crime—your manager thinks you're on vacation while you're actually cementing your legacy in version control history.

Ah yes, the classic "we broke something essential so now you need our premium feature" strategy. Vercel basically saying "Hey, our static generation doesn't work with security? Have you tried... not using static generation and paying us instead?" 🤔 For the uninitiated: CSP (Content Security Policy) is a crucial security feature that helps prevent attacks like XSS. But apparently making it work with static generation was too much trouble, so the solution is "just use our dynamic rendering instead!" Which, coincidentally, costs more money. What a shocking coincidence! It's the tech equivalent of a mechanic breaking your brakes then suggesting you buy a parachute.