Me one night before my exam

The four horsemen of debugging in 2023: despair, hope, rage, and ultimate betrayal. Nothing quite matches the emotional rollercoaster of finding a StackOverflow post that perfectly matches your obscure error, getting excited by the 47 replies, only to discover the original poster smugly declared "fixed it" without sharing how. This is why programmers have trust issues. The "ChatGPT against the world" title is spot on - at least the AI pretends to explain its solutions, even when it's hallucinating them.

That moment when ChatGPT confidently gives you code that looks perfect but introduces five new bugs because it's stuck in 2021 while you're using the bleeding edge framework version. Nothing like the special migraine that comes from AI trying to help but actually making your codebase look like it went through a blender. Stack Overflow veterans would've just called you an idiot and linked to the docs, but at least their solution would've worked.

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OH. MY. GOD. It's the Boston GPU Party! 💀 Instead of dumping tea into the harbor, these revolutionary programmers are HURLING GRAPHICS CARDS into the water! "No taxation without ray tracing!" they scream while tossing perfectly good NVIDIA GPUs overboard. The absolute DRAMA of it all! Can you IMAGINE wasting thousands of dollars worth of computing power just because of tariffs? The colonial gamers and machine learning engineers must be DEVASTATED watching their 4090s sink to the bottom of Boston Harbor. This is what happens when you mess with a developer's hardware budget, people! The revolution will NOT be rendered at low settings! 🔥

Content lakub Kozlowski kubukoz okay github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it Build Failed X The build failed, just like the previous build. 8:33 PM 02 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 609 Retweets 4,169 Likes