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The Linux mascot's downward spiral from responsible water drinker to full-blown alcoholic is basically what happens when you start managing dependencies. First day: "I'll just install this one package." Six months later: you're chugging wine straight from the bottle while surrounded by 437 node_modules folders and questioning every life decision that led you to this exact moment. The Portuguese "Antes/Depois" (Before/After) just makes it more universal—dependency hell transcends all languages.

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This cosmic roast of development methodologies is painfully accurate. Waterfall gets you to Mars after a rigid plan, while Agile lands you on the Moon instead because requirements changed mid-flight. Kanban? You'll break down the Mars mission into thousands of sticky notes and still be waiting for armrests a year later. Scrum is just a series of sprints that end with scrapping everything after a 15-minute meeting. And Lean Development? Just slap wings on a firecracker and try convincing investors it's basically a spaceship. The space between our development ambitions and reality is apparently as vast as the distance to Mars itself.

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