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Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 31417, 5:03 PM 11K Retweets 17.3K Likes 17 daisyowl daisyowl 31417 Replying to daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 19 171,441 2,706

That moment when your AI model is just a hammer repeatedly hitting itself until it gets a reward. Basically how most machine learning projects go in production - smack things randomly until something works, then call it "intelligence." The neural network doesn't understand the problem, it just knows that hitting the nail sometimes makes the treats appear.

Nothing says "I'm a real developer" quite like accidentally sharing your screen with 14 Stack Overflow tabs open. The recruiter's response is pure gold - because the only thing more authentic than frantically closing browser tabs during an interview is admitting we're all just cobbling together solutions from the internet. The shared panic-laugh is the secret handshake of tech interviews. Forget polished resumes - just show your chaotic browser history and you're hired.

Remember when updates were supposed to fix things? Microsoft out here bragging about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously turning every patch Tuesday into a digital apocalypse. Nothing says "cutting-edge tech company" quite like breaking recovery tools, localhost connections, media creation tools, and Active Directory in a single update cycle. The skeleton isn't the Grim Reaper—it's just the average sysadmin after discovering what the latest "security improvements" did to their infrastructure. Maybe the other 70% of human-written code was the only thing keeping the servers running.

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