Maybe she's late

Content 1000 FRESHLY FORGED SWORDS! WHEW! FINALLY DONE! NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO START CALLING ME OLACK THE BLACKSMITH AND NOT HEY! AREN'T YOU OLACK THE GIT FORCE PUSHER? THAT WAS ONE TIME! SWORDSCOMIC.COM SWORDS COLXVII

Content TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.. shna.memes WHAT ELSE? I DEVELOP CODE AND TEST IT THAT'S NOT YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY RIGHT? PSYCHOSUZANNE

Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17

Content Matrix Architects Optimizing the code so that you can render large areas of the world without causing GPU overload and preventing NPC coroutines from executing when they are not visible. Creating a virus that forces Matrix Architects the players to stay at home so that those areas don't have to be rendered and most coroutines can be safely disabled.

Content HE IS A LINUR USER. SEE? NOBODY CARES

First frame: "Let's just write some chill code and not worry about security. It's an internal tool anyway." Second frame: *puts on glasses, sees reality clearly* "Holy $#!%, we're basically running an unpatched WordPress site with admin/admin credentials on a public IP." The transition from "vibe coding" to "vulnerability as a service" is the exact moment every project goes from "just ship it" to "we're all going to jail." The glasses represent that brief moment of clarity between deadlines when you realize you've basically built a digital welcome mat for hackers.