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Ah, the noble "Pull Stack Developer" – the honest job title we all deserve but never put on our LinkedIn profiles. While everyone's busy pretending they invented their algorithms from scratch, this hero admits what we actually do: frantically copy-paste from Stack Overflow while praying the dependencies don't break. It's not stealing, it's "leveraging community resources." The modern developer's workflow is basically: Google, copy, paste, debug someone else's mistakes, then take full credit in the standup meeting. Efficiency at its finest!

Content rprogramming Posted by uOnlyRepostsTop 6h 801 82 1 There's a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 3.1k 342 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Y ) evilielloman 5h Also the old code is a mess. Redlv 1.2k

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The absolute chad move of rewriting half the codebase and calling it "minor changes" before disappearing into the void. Nothing says "I'm the main character" like dropping a 4000-line bomb on your colleagues and then strutting away while they try to figure out what the hell just happened. The git commit history will remember your name long after you've gone home to enjoy your weekend.