Master programmer

Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h imagine if zoologists reacted to new animal discoveries the same way that coders do whenever a new js framework is released. "another fucking frog? again?" 14 17, 149 952 Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h angrily reading the entry for the new frog what was wrong with all the old ones? 0 6 17 17 413 1

Content And you've got a lot of errors for someone who likes code Compiler I don't like code, I love it. Compiler And if I don't love it, I don't compile it.

Content Most software is written like an onion The more layers you peel bact the more vou want to cry

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Content Glenn Shenaniglenns CAPTCHA: to prove you're not a robot please select all images with SCOOTERS Me: OkI- CAPTCHA: that is a moped. you fool. you absolute imbecile. 3:26 PM 4920 Twitter for iPhone 1,685 Retweets 14.1K Likes

The ultimate programmer flex: telling someone to "use vim keys" instead of arrow keys. This meme perfectly captures the elitism of Vim users who navigate with hjkl and look down on the peasants using arrow keys. The reply "Skill issue" is the programming equivalent of "git gud" - because obviously your testosterone levels are directly proportional to your ability to memorize keyboard shortcuts from the 1970s. Next time someone complains about tiny arrow keys, just stroke your neckbeard and whisper " I use Vim btw " while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.