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Content Hacker telling me he knows where 0 live Me who already knows where I live

This meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of C++ developers. The code creates a class called "StaticNotInventedYet" with a method that checks if "this" exists. When run with a null pointer (0x0), it somehow prints "static" instead of crashing spectacularly. But when compiled with a different flag (-O1 vs -O0), it prints "member" instead! The monkey's confused face is every programmer realizing that compiler optimizations are basically black magic and C++ just does whatever it wants. When undefined behavior meets compiler optimizations, even the language itself doesn't know what's real anymore.

Content Jake Williams MalwareJake 5d What happened here? Wrong answers only. LOL 65 17 7 45 88 EliteSec.io EliteSecio - 4d Failed attempt at gaining root access. 17 3 78 ProgrammerHumor.

Content Here me out, We have the three branches of government: The legislative, Judiciary, and the Executive branch right? Well I propose we bring in a 4th branch: QA. Anytime a law is proposed or passed it gets passed to the QA branch were we have round up just a bunch of lawyer monkeys with adhd. Give them a stick and poke around to break it by finding loopholes, then they can pass it back to be reworked or amended. Let's bring agile development to the government

Content OPENAI: WE'RE GLAD YOU LIKED THE CHATGPT TRIAL, WE'RE NOW OFFERING SUBSCRIPTIONS AT S50M SHUT UPAND TAKE MY MONEY

Content I WANT TO BE a good programmer PRETEND YOU'RE a good programmer WHEN DO I STOP PRETENDING? NEVER