Looking back at life, I see nothing but mistakes🥲

Content DogeDesigner O Is cb doge 3h Elon Musk used to rewrite code of engineers working at Zip2 after they went home, and used to work 120 hours a week. He never really wanted to be a CEO. 137 Elon Musk X elonmusk 1799 822 tha 33K 1 Subscribe True 8:41 PM - May 29, 2024 25.3K Views ProdrammerHumor.io

Content "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it here" "But, I didn't go to college" "Well then, you're unqualified for this job" (confused unga bunga)

Content Hard to swallow pills Someone develaped the internet without the helo of internet

Content Chri S cherrikissu Can websites please stop the trend of giving error messages that are like "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" And just give me a fucking error code so I can try and fix it 31018, 12:27 PM

The Cold War of code ownership! In the top panel, Bugs Bunny proudly stands with an American flag background declaring "My code" when "Coding something at work" - because let's face it, we're all territorial creatures with our precious functions. But the second panel reveals the brutal truth of team development: the moment there's a bug, suddenly the Soviet hammer and sickle appears behind Bugs with "Our bug" plastered across it. Nothing transforms individual achievement into collective responsibility faster than a production error. The proprietary-to-communist pipeline takes approximately 0.2 seconds when QA finds an issue.

Content Me after catching the senior developer using ChatGPT to write his code I used to look up to you man how could you do this bro?