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Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad many browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProdrammerHumor.io

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