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Einstein figured out that time moves slower when you're traveling near the speed of light. Turns out he forgot to tell the universe about deltaTime . The person on Earth barely ages while our astronaut friend turns into a grandparent on their high-speed joyride. Classic time dilation, except instead of physics equations, we're just missing that one crucial variable in our game loop. You know, the thing that keeps your animations smooth regardless of frame rate? Pretty sure the universe is running on someone's first Unity project where they hardcoded everything to frame count instead of actual elapsed time. No wonder everything's breaking at relativistic speeds. Should've read the docs, God.

The commitment to the bit is strong with this one. Some developers spend decades mastering languages and frameworks for practical career advancement. Then there's this absolute legend who spent seven years learning game development just to recreate a goose from Animal Crossing for a dad joke. This is the same energy as writing a custom sorting algorithm when you could just use Array.sort(). Or building your own JavaScript framework because React "doesn't meet your specific needs." We've all worked with that developer who takes the scenic route through hell when npm install would've done the trick. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. This is what peak dedication looks like. Ship it.

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When AI tools and low-code platforms started promising that anyone could build software in minutes, the tech industry collectively nodded and said "sure, Jan." But someone finally said the quiet part out loud: if coding suddenly became 10x easier without any actual innovation in computer science, maybe—just maybe—the whole thing is smoke and mirrors. It's like watching someone claim they invented a revolutionary diet pill that lets you eat whatever you want, except the pill is just a rebranded multivitamin and aggressive marketing. The real kicker? The industry's been hyping these "revolutionary" tools while senior devs are still debugging the same CSS alignment issues they were fighting in 2015.

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