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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content He wrote 1300 lines of code and exited without saving it DONT DO IT MY DUDE! MAMES YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! F 6 SwVW

Content How my former chemical company views me for knowing how to program Python How Silicon Valley views me for knowing how to program Python

Content OMG All the secrets of our codebases got leaked! OMG Only your team's secret is safe! How is this possible? Well we used a top-security method. We put the secret into a random Reddit meme no one cares about. Then we fetch the meme and extract the secret No one has ever thought that any idiot can be stupid enough to do that. Not even the hackers. ..WTF?

Content TAM SENIOR DEV SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

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