Justice For EU Residents!!!

Giveaway Region-locked Pcmr European Licensing reddit gaming International Exclusion

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8 months ago 132,107 views 0 shares

Justice For EU Residents!!!

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That crushing moment when you discover an awesome software giveaway on r/pcmasterrace only to find the dreaded "US Residents Only" fine print. European devs get to build the software but can't win the free licenses. The digital equivalent of seeing a buffet through a restaurant window while starving. Next they'll tell us Stack Overflow karma can't be exchanged for healthcare either.

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