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When normal people ask for your address, they want your house number and street name. But ask a developer, and you'll unlock their final form of networking nerdery. First, they hit you with a private IP address (173.168.16.11) like they're giving out nuclear launch codes. When pushed for a "local" address, they retreat to the ultimate programmer safe space - localhost (127.0.0.1) - because home is where your server runs. And when specifically asked for a physical address? They go full galaxy-brain with a MAC address (28:05:FF:58:31:05). It's like asking someone where they live and they respond with their DNA sequence. Developers: making simple questions complicated since the invention of the network stack.

Nothing says "I'm helping" like an AI that can't even match parentheses properly. Those unbalanced brackets and braces in Google's Gemini ad are the coding equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Sure, let the AI write your code—if you enjoy debugging cryptic syntax errors at 2AM while questioning your career choices. "Streamline your workflow" they say... more like "streamline your path to Stack Overflow." The irony of a code-generating tool that can't generate syntactically correct code in its own marketing material is just *chef's kiss*.

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