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Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

Content First programming language was introduced in 1956 Programmers before 1956 : 1 ENTER Space!

Content When you mistype x obj.fiedl instead of x obj.field C Compile time wrong, wrong wrongi stop everything Runtime hmm maybe that's right? Python 00 no, wait, that's wrong Javascript 00) (

Content catalinmpit catalinmpit My day as a dev 6 0. Something is wrong 1. Investigation phase 2. No way I can fix this 3. Imposter syndrome kicks in 4. Questions career choice 5. Questions life choices 6. Oh, never mind! I made a typo in the code 7. I fixed it 8. I am a good developer 9. I can do anything ProarammerHumor.io

Content class isitten: SHITES Class to check if a number is ten Attributes ten: int The value ten Methods isitten (number) Check if the number supplied is equal to ten Examples isit10 - is itten() isit10.1sitten(10) True isit10.1sitten (11) False def init (self): self.ten 10 def isitten(self,number: int - 38) - bool; Checks if the number given by the user is equal to ten Parameters number : int, default 38 The number given which will be checked to see if it is equal to the number that is ten Returns bool Returns True if the number assigned to the function by the user happens to be equivalent to that which is considered to be ten, otherwise returns a value of false to indicate the incoherence between the two values in question return number as self.ten

The text editor hierarchy is real and it's brutal . At the top, Vim/Emacs users look down on everyone with their terminal superiority complex. In the middle, VSCode/Spyder folks think they've found the perfect balance between power and sanity. And then there's the poor soul using whatever text editor came pre-installed with Ubuntu, probably Gedit or Nano, just trying to survive while everyone else judges their life choices. The coding elite have created their own caste system, and your editor choice reveals exactly where you belong in the programming social hierarchy. The deeper you go into customizing your .vimrc file, the more insufferable you become to everyone around you.