I've been a dev for 15 years and yet...

Content PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. BEEP BEEP Computer, notify me if external temperature gels too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.

Content My Project My Laptop

Content What are you looking at? Some internet troll made a ) whole video about how much he hates my work. Wow This 9. has a lot of time thinking about and hating you I know... I've made www.lunarbaboon.com

Content When you copy a snippet from StackOverflow and it doesn't works Those bastards lied to me ProgrammerHumor.

Content Become a programmer because I have a great idea that will make me rich Become a programmer because one day I want to create printerOS (not a trademark) because I hate that I can't use the scanner without full ink cartridges! I can't ignore possible mistakes! I can't use cheap ink! I hate you HP! I hate you Canon! I hate you, the printer I paid for that doesn't do what I want !!!

Content verificationSpinner.end (true); await helpers. delay (2000); "Oh, why are you slowing down the program just so people have to stare at your checkmark?" Fuck you, I worked hard on getting that fucking checkmark to not be a piece of shit, and actually cancel properly when an error occured. I put blood, sweat, and tears into getting the Spinner class working, so I am going to leave it on the screen for people to see. I don't give a fuck if you think it's stupid, I will show my fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, you will stare at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, and you will be fucking happy that you stared at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds. Literally, criticize any other part of my program, and I will be open to understanding and disucssion. You can call it trash, junk, say it's inefficient garbage, say I'm a piece I of shit who can go die in a hole, and I'd be fine with that. But I swear, as soon as you come for my decison to show a checkmark for 2 seconds, I am throwing fucking hands.