It's not a bug

Content Anakin programming C-3PO to understand a language spoken only by a primitive tribe on an obscure forest moon

Content 308) Java New Programmer Missing Buchares,

That one developer who lurks silently in code reviews until they can suggest a complete rewrite. Nothing brings joy like suggesting nuclear options for trivial problems. "Oh, you found a small bug in the login form? Have you considered rebuilding the entire authentication system in Rust?" The Batman "Bonjour" perfectly captures that moment when you pop out of nowhere with the most unnecessarily dramatic solution possible. Classic senior developer move - fixing a paper cut with a chainsaw.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute state of code documentation! 😂 A stop sign with a sign underneath saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT metaphor for how we comment our code! Like, honey, I can SEE it's a for-loop, you don't need to add "// this is a for-loop" underneath it! The sheer AUDACITY of developers explaining the blindingly obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely undocumented. Meanwhile, that function that summons demons when Mercury is in retrograde? Zero comments. ZERO! But don't worry, that variable named 'x'? Thoroughly explained as "x variable." THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! 💅

Content A DARK MODE USER WHEN WATCHING A YOUTUBE PROGRAMMING TUTORIAL IN LIGHT MODE

The irony of Bjarne Stroustrup—you know, just the guy who created C++ —having only one green square on his GitHub contribution graph is chef's kiss material. Recruiters everywhere are frantically updating their "red flags" documentation. Meanwhile, the person who invented the language that powers half the world's critical infrastructure would probably get auto-rejected by the ATS systems he helped make possible. Next interview question: "So, Mr. Stroustrup, what would you say you actually do here?"