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Dad jokes meet web development. Kid asks how big the website is, expecting project scope details, but Dad delivers the punchline: "Normal screen size." Classic parent move - volunteering you for £500 of work while simultaneously demonstrating zero understanding of how websites actually work. Every freelancer's nightmare: relatives who think your skills are both priceless and free at the same time.

Ah yes, the forbidden Python technique: dynamic imports with globals injection . Because why use normal imports when you can write code that makes your security team have nightmares? This beautiful disaster is bypassing Python's import system by directly manipulating the global namespace. It's like breaking into your own house through the chimney when you have perfectly good keys in your pocket. The regular expression module "re" is just sitting there wondering why it got dragged into this abomination. Meanwhile, some poor code reviewer is probably questioning their career choices right now.

The unspoken rule of programming: you're allowed to abandon that nightmare project you started at 2 AM. That framework you've been fighting for weeks? That codebase where nothing works as documented? The legacy system held together by duct tape and prayers? Nobody's giving out medals for suffering through terrible code. Your GitHub streak won't attend your funeral. Sometimes the most intelligent solution is just hitting Alt+F4 and walking away. Your sanity > That project. Permission granted.

Content Vishal VishalMalvi My gym instructor told me to stop drinking coffee. As a developer, how I can Stop drinking coffee. So I stopped going to the Gym

The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.