It's build time...!

Content WHAT DO YOU WORK AS? I'M A PROGRAMMER programminstech-mem CAN YOU ..... NO

Content OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK RPROGRAMMERHUMOR TODAY! EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE YOU KNOW AND LOvE SUCKS! 428.1k0 JONTHEROSS

Content Seat Seat sudo eat username sudoers file. This incident w11 be reported

Content AUSER INTERFACE IS LIKE A JOKE. IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.

Content DESIGN THINKING! Hello everyone, Twitter here! We're hiring Extremely Hardcore Engineers, so come help us build Twitter 2.0! They also need to be young, have no discernable desire for a personal or social life, have no partners or dependents, have no physical or mental health issues to impede burnout from endless and contradictory requirement pivots and be slavishly and unquestioningly loyal to a sociopathic thin-skinned billionaire narcissist who doesn't understand how to deal with people with any form of decency.. S ODICOMIC DESIGNTHINKINGCOMIC What is an 'Extremely Hardcore Engineer?' I hear you ask. Good question! They're the best of the best! The cream of the crop! Their supreme excellence is really the lowest bar at Twitter 2.0! If this sounds like you, then smash that 'APPLY' button NOW! (that we hope still works because we fired the whole recruitment department yesterday)

Ah, the infamous Yandex CAPTCHA that's somehow both a security measure and an eye exam from hell. Nothing says "we value your security" quite like forcing you to decipher text that looks like it was written by someone having a seizure while riding a mechanical bull. The irony of a "Security 202" course that requires you to type "delicious erection" to prove you're human is just *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a security engineer is giggling uncontrollably at their desk while users squint desperately at their screens.