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Programming Religion v Sells an intangible product Nobody understands how it works, although some claim they do V Founded by gurus, whom most others just copy Involves lengthy, arcane, and illegible writings Requires regular and expensive payments Never delivers what is promised When it doesn’t work, the client is blamed for not using it properly y Endless holy wars about which form is superior If you don’t like an existing one, invent your own New forms are just old forms worded slightly differently No society seems to get by without, try as hard as it may