It wasn't my bad code, it was a bit flip! I swear!

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The most brutally honest pie chart that doesn't actually have a legend for the massive red section. Spoiler alert: that's where all the existential dread, burnout, and "why does this code work but that identical code doesn't" lives. Notice how the wellness and stable mental health sections are mysteriously absent from the chart despite being in the legend? That's not a graphical error—it's a feature of modern IT life. The salary slice is there but suspiciously small compared to what recruiters promised. And confidence for the future? That tiny orange slice is what remains after your 17th framework migration this year.