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Content Vicki Boykis vboykis Producer: Pitch me. Me: It's a heartfelt romance about two data scientists who have never met, but leave each other carefully-commented notes in a shared codebase, falling in love in the process. It's called "The Jupyter Notebook" Producer: Get out.

Content Developer: ( leaving office on time) Project manager: "We don't do that here"

Content Fixing errors in your C program all night and it's still full of errors but you have to turn something in. made this one with my tears.

Content Senior Oops Engineer ReinH 1 am a full stack engineer which means if you give me one more task my stack will overflow 12:56 PM 22819 Buffer

Content me: gets mad at code for not doing what I coded it to do the code doing exactly what I coded it to do:

Content iDK SCR Saga kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8 years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 81817, 2:05 PM 26.4K Retweets 67K Likes