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Programming Algorithms

7 months ago 133,960 views 0 shares

It Actually Is

computer-science-memes, degree-memes, education-memes, mousepad-memes, irony-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Finally found a practical use for that $50,000 piece of paper - a mousepad. Four years of data structures and algorithms just to create the perfect surface friction for cursor movement. The irony is that the degree probably cost more than the actual computer it's supporting. At least it's not collecting dust in a drawer like my knowledge of binary trees.

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