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Content Your WiFi and battery hold out for long All your dependencies are documented well and able to install Your program compiles on the first try You find a preexisting FOSS solution and delete your whole project

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When your mouse looks like it survived the Jurassic period and you're pairing it with a pristine Microsoft keyboard. Someone clearly has their priorities sorted—invest in the keyboard for those epic typing sessions, but the mouse? Nah, that ancient potato-shaped relic held together by prayers and dust will do just fine. The contrast here is chef's kiss: one peripheral living its best life in 2024, the other literally decomposing on your desk. But hey, if it still clicks, it ships. Why waste money on a new mouse when you can just... suffer? Peak developer energy right here—we'll optimize our code to perfection but won't replace hardware that looks like an archaeological find.