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The Infinite Loop Trap

The Infinite Loop Trap
OH. MY. GOD. The most diabolical infinite loop known to mankind! This sticky note is basically the real-world implementation of while True: print("I'll be back in 5 mins") and I am DYING! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's the recursion that never ends! That poor soul waiting for their colleague to return might as well settle in for eternity. The sheer AUDACITY of creating a physical infinite loop without a break statement should be illegal in at least 17 countries! And the worst part? There's no exception handling for human patience. Your options are either wait forever or realize you've been absolutely bamboozled by the oldest trick in the programmer's book of practical jokes.

Older Than Fortran

Older Than Fortran
So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

When Your Python Turtle Summons The Ring

When Your Python Turtle Summons The Ring
Someone discovered the perfect way to summon the ghost from The Ring using Python. Just create an infinite loop of a turtle drawing negative circles, and you've got yourself a cursed hallway experience. The perfect code for when you want your programming assignments to be literally haunted. Next sprint I'm definitely adding this to our legacy codebase - the junior devs already look terrified enough.