In An Alternate Universe

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Content OriginalUserAccount 2651 points 9 hours ago I managed to talk my way into a programming job with almost no experience, and the experience I do have comes from either fucking around at home or completely unrelated stuff from my previous job. kamikazecow 3322 points 7 hours ago I see I found who wrote the codebase for my company's product before I got there.

When your spouse couldn't care less about your AI obsession, but suddenly everyone at dinner wants to know about DeepSeek-R1! 😂 That awkward moment when you've been geeking out about the latest large language model for weeks at home to zero interest, and then BAM—your wife's friends actually want to hear your tech rambles! Finally, your moment to shine as the resident AI nerd has arrived! *frantically remembers all those GitHub stars and benchmark scores you memorized*

Content CTRIZ Will you please listen? I'm not the messiah PROGRAMMERS HE IS THE MESSIAHI

Content Me and the boys working from home during covid-19

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