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The bravest programmer suddenly turns into a quivering mess when confronted with an open air computer case. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a dev quite like those dust-collecting, static-electricity-attracting, cat-hair-magnetizing monstrosities. One accidental sneeze and your $2000 rig becomes an expensive paperweight. The only people who voluntarily use open air cases are the same people who test in production and don't use semicolons in JavaScript.

You know that feeling when you're waiting for a page to load and it's taking forever? Now imagine that, but with government documents that are heavily redacted for "national security reasons." The mobile version shows a skeleton loader that'll probably finish before we get any real answers, while the desktop version is just walls of black bars with occasional words peeking through like "The government is the criminal" and mentions of Judge Preska. The joke here is brutal: those loading placeholders on the left will probably render actual content faster than those documents on the right will ever be unredacted. At least with lazy loading you eventually get your cat pictures. With classified files? You get rectangles. Lots and lots of rectangles. It's like someone ran redact.exe --aggressive on the entire thing and called it transparency.

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