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The great Rust migration aftermath – where your perfectly functional C++ codebase transforms into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of broken parts. That moment when you stare at the carnage thinking, "But the Reddit thread said it would be memory-safe ." Meanwhile, your deadline was yesterday, your boss is questioning your life choices, and somewhere a Rust evangelist is typing "you probably just didn't understand the borrow checker" on a forum. Sure, no more segfaults... because nothing runs at all. Progress!

The ultimate tech interview paradox: a desperate candidate sweating bullets over a problem while the interviewer—represented by a clueless Shiba Inu—has no idea how to solve their own copied homework. It's the coding equivalent of bringing a knife to a gunfight, except neither person knows how to use weapons. The silent panic when you realize the person judging your career fate just grabbed a LeetCode hard from StackOverflow and is praying you don't ask follow-up questions. Two imposters in a room, but only one knows they're faking it.

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