In An Alternate Universe

Content ONE WAY WRITING CODE LAST WEEK READING THE GODE I WROTE LAST WEEK

Content Time Spent on Project Obsessing over the exactly right hue of blue for the submit button's borders Coding the front end and backend

Content Fuck Zodiac signs What is your VS Code theme? ProdrammerHumor.io

Content DEAR FBI IN OBSERVANCE OF PRIDE MONTH PLEASE ADDRESS ME PROPERLY BY MY PREFERRED PRONOUN MY PRONOUN IS THEYT; DROP TABLE SUSPECTS; - ProcrammerHumor.io

The eternal duality of Java: a programming language for some, an actual island for others. The poor programmer on the left is having an existential crisis because they're trapped in a world of semicolons, verbose syntax, and AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans . Meanwhile, the cheerful Indonesian is just enjoying the view of their beautiful country where Java is, you know, an actual place people live. The programmer's soul is being crushed by dependency injection while the tourist's biggest concern is probably which beach to visit next. Talk about perspective!

Content Dev Jokes dev puns My github profile picture nade with mematic, My code review comments