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Ah, networking protocols explained in their purest form. TCP is that formal guy in a suit, carefully handing over a package, making sure it arrives intact. He'll stand there all day waiting for confirmation. "Did you get it? Please respond. I'm still here waiting..." Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting packages into the void like a pizza delivery guy who gets paid by quantity, not quality. "I think I threw something in your general direction. Good luck finding it! Not my problem anymore!" After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that both have their place. Need reliability? TCP. Need speed and don't care if a few frames drop in your Zoom call? UDP. It's like choosing between a careful accountant and a chaotic artist - depends if you're filing taxes or throwing paint at a canvas.

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Ever opened a PR from an AI and seen comments like // This is a for loop that iterates through the array ? Welcome to the world of AI-generated documentation—where stating the painfully obvious is considered helpful. It's like having that one intern who explains what a keyboard is every time you sit down to code. Next up: ChatGPT will helpfully inform you that your function returns a value and that variables store data. Revolutionary stuff.

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