I’m a junior dev and my husband’s learning to code. Our insults have turned into code.

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gall Verizon 7:34 PM 40 500 Gary If (Kathryn "Asshole") STFU; You realize STFU( implies this.STFU; You told your own class to STFU while(Gary.type type.ASSHOLE) Gary.canSucklttrue; Goddamnittt Plus, Kathryn is just a String? There’s not a Person class? Basic shit babe Yea it accurately reflects how shallow you are. You’re just one step above a primitive data type. You’re not a person class because you’re less than human. Hahahaa That was a grade A nerd burn babe. I’m proud Hahaha iMessage