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When your Scrum Master forces you to dress as a mushroom from Mario for the team "energizer" activity, but inside you're questioning all your life choices that led to this moment. The juxtaposition of the cheerful Mario character costume with the existential dread of a grown professional is the perfect metaphor for Agile ceremonies that feel more like kindergarten than software development. That's the face you make when you realize your computer science degree prepared you for algorithms, not for pretending a planning poker session is "fun."

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Content Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when you don't know anything, yet everything works. In Programming we combine theory and practice; nothing works, and we don't know why.