I Love Wasting My Time

Content Web browsers are just html compilers CHANGE MY MIND

Content I'll clean up that code once it works And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume Il

Content Therapist: What do we do when we need to write something down? Me: create another unsaved tab in Notepad Therapist: no

The eternal paradox of software development: we desperately want good documentation for other people's code, but when it comes to documenting our own? Suddenly we're that mysterious figure walking away into the cosmic void. Let's be honest—we all start projects thinking "I'll document this properly" but then deadlines hit and it's just "the code is self-explanatory" followed by angry comments six months later when even YOU can't remember how your own sorcery works. Future you will hate present you. It's the circle of dev life.

No matter how advanced your skills get, every programming language greets you with the same demand: "Say Hello World." It's like being a senior developer with 10 years of experience and still having to prove you can write a single print statement before they let you near the good stuff. The universal hazing ritual of coding continues.

Content Were you able to' finish everything? A Yep, all done So this is it, your last day with us.. How sad! 1 guess SO! You will be missed! Perfect The next Monday morning... 1 hate seeing coders leave... Why is that? Dammit, who's responsible for this crappy undocumented code? I think he's gone You'll get it soon. Of course he's gone CommitStrip.com