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Content 1:410 m K rMadeMeSmile urviein 8h i.redd.it Someone fetch me a programmer boyfriend, please. (.) Wholesome Moments emi grohliest you guys. my little sister's boyfriend is a programmer. for her birthday he made her an app that has a button on it and when she presses the button, a light starts to blink in his room to let him know that she wants attention. 4 49.9k 803 Share TheJoYo 5h A 1 Award programmers will do anything to avoid phone calls. 5 Reply 4.5k 99 people are here Add a comment

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FIVE TABS?! FIVE?!?! *clutches RAM dramatically* Are you TRYING to insult the entire developer community?! The audacity of suggesting we limit ourselves to a mere FIVE Chrome tabs is the most ridiculous thing I've heard since someone said "this code will work on the first try." Every self-respecting developer needs AT LEAST 47 Stack Overflow tabs, 12 documentation pages, 8 GitHub issues, 3 YouTube tutorials, and that one tab with the solution you found 3 weeks ago but were too afraid to close. Chrome eating 16GB of RAM isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice, darling! 💅

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