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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of PC gamers waiting for that sweet, sweet 99% discount! These poor souls literally CANNOT DRAG THEMSELVES out of bed when their precious indie game is only 30% off. The HORROR! The INJUSTICE! Why even bother living in a world where you have to pay $3.50 instead of 5 cents for a game someone spent years creating? Might as well stay in bed and dramatically pull the covers over your head until Steam decides to practically give games away for free. The audacity of developers wanting to be paid for their work! *faints dramatically*