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Nothing says "we understand your pain" quite like Jira's slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on a bathroom stall door handle. Because nothing sparks innovation like being trapped in a metal box contemplating your life choices while your digestive system rebels. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - developers already feel trapped by endless Jira tickets and sprint planning meetings, and now they can't even escape it in the bathroom. Talk about agile marketing - they've successfully sprinted into the one sacred space developers had left.

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That moment when you're scrolling through programming memes about merge conflicts and dependency hell, sipping coffee at 2 AM while your code is still broken. "Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha." The hollow laughter of someone who just spent four hours debugging an issue caused by a missing semicolon. Nothing quite like finding comfort in shared digital trauma.

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Content reviewing some code completely forgetting it was me who wrote it last month! wales o SKANDS no sign of intelligence in this garbage