If you like YELLING..go for it..

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Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.

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The GitHub contribution graph—where darker green means you're a coding machine and lighter green means you occasionally remember your password. The interviewer is confused because this guy's squares are dark green (meaning tons of commits) but somehow he has "less contributions." Plot twist: he's just really good at squashing 47 panicked debug commits into one elegant pull request. His smug "I got it right the first time" response is the programming equivalent of claiming you've never googled "how to center a div" or "what does NaN mean again?"

Content Kids, violence is never the answer I want 30 years experience in GUI for a junior job for making a calculator app