If it works, don't touch it

What you're witnessing is the digital equivalent of rehearsing a conversation in the shower. This AI is having an existential crisis over how to respond to a simple greeting, overthinking every social nuance like it's defusing a bomb. Six seconds of computational anxiety just to say "Hi" back. Honestly, more relatable than most of my human interactions.

Content Open app Do you like the app? Yes No Great! Would you like to leave us a review? That sucks! Would you mind to tell us why? No thanks. Close prompt

Content YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT ITE RECURSIVE FUNCTION CALCULATING HER MASS CAUSES A STACK OVERFLOW

Content get tomorrows date int getTomorrowsDate () sleep (1000606024); return getCurrentDate ();

Ah, the digital equivalent of homeopathy! This meme brilliantly parodies the misguided logic of "what doesn't kill your PC makes it stronger." The top panel shows a disinterested Pooh bear representing the boring, responsible approach of using antivirus software as intended. Meanwhile, fancy tuxedo Pooh in the bottom panel represents the galaxy-brain move of deliberately downloading viruses to "train" your computer's immune system—as if your Dell XPS is going to start developing antibodies after surviving a trojan. It's basically CrossFit for your CPU, except instead of gaining muscle, you're just losing all your banking credentials.

Content How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? 10 times! Ten!!! Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90 You are hired!