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Content Them: "Al is going to take over the world and kill us" Meanwhile Al: Obama

Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady ProgrammerHum

Content Elle Noel ElleOhHell If Wonder Woman and Spider- Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services. 11:23 PM 06 Dec 17

Content 2 Answers Active Oldest Votes Update: In an effort to answer my own question, here is what I've been able to uncover so far. If anyone else out there has something, I'd still be interested to find out more. 321 Stack Over User ow Stack Overflow User

Ah yes, the mythical "full stack developer" – simultaneously playing the database cello, the frontend trumpet, the backend violin, and the DevOps drums while somehow keeping everything in perfect harmony. Just like Tom trying to do the impossible, you're expected to be a virtuoso at 17 different instruments while management wonders why you can't also conduct the orchestra and sell tickets at the door. This isn't development, it's a one-cat circus where your resume needs to list "juggling while on fire" as a required skill.

Content A CRYPTO NERD'S IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096-BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENcRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD GOT IT.