I think I'd get keyboard withdrawal

Content I am non-binary What does being non binary mean No, it doesn't. it means he's afraid of binary 01110011 01100101 01111000 Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him! made with mematic

Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself

Content I'm using a 32-bit signed integer to store the current time JANUARY 1970 72038

The eternal holy war of programming: zero-indexing vs one-indexing. Some languages start arrays at 0 (looking at you, C and friends), others insist on starting at 1 (MATLAB and Lua, you rebels). Then there's that one galaxy-brain developer who suggests starting at 0.5 as a "compromise." Because nothing says "I've solved computer science" like introducing floating point errors into your array indices. Next brilliant idea: using π as the starting index – because irrational numbers make PERFECT sense for memory addressing!

The eternal struggle between learning and laziness! That moment when someone's writing you a detailed dissertation on your broken algorithm with proper Big O notation and memory optimization techniques, but your brain is just screaming "SKIP TO THE SOLUTION ALREADY!" Let's be honest - we've all hovered over that "Copy Code" button while pretending to read the explanation. Who has time for understanding when deadlines are breathing down your neck? The sacred StackOverflow ritual: nod thoughtfully at the explanation, then frantically ctrl+c the magic incantation that makes the errors go away.

Content WISE MAN, TELL ME THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE Frocrammerumor.to stop rubbing your favorite language on other people's face the client only cares about running software and this is al that matters KAPWING