I quit programming and switched to upholstery. Here's my first set of chairs.

Content I get a new job, I feel good and motivated Unemployed, I'm not motivated for my personal project anymore I procrastinate, working personal projects on company time They think I'm slow on the actual job so I get fired

Content Caitlin caithuls RELATIVE: You know about computers, right? ME (has a degree in computer science): No

Content Does anyone need a programmer? NO NAH need one. for PHP.

Ah, the mythical code review in startup land! While established companies have rigorous PR processes with multiple approvers and nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions, startups operate in the "move fast and break production" paradigm. Your code gets merged straight to main with zero eyeballs on it because there's no time for pesky quality checks when you're disrupting industries and burning through Series A funding. The best code reviewer you'll get is the exception that crashes the app at 2 AM, forcing you to debug your own spaghetti code while chugging energy drinks. Remember: in startup world, it's not a bug—it's an undocumented feature waiting for the next hotfix!

[text] GltHub Taking a picture of your code Definitely Not Dan R IeL Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook.

Content Me: Shares a silly Programming joke. Judges in Comments: It's apk You missed a space and; not exe ProgrammerHumor io