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Content Using master as the default branch Using main to support inclusive naming conventions Using main because it's two less characters to type

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Content Computer Science Majors: CS is so hardadd.!!! ( a a The math is so intense, algorithms are hard AF, we have to do a lot of programming and we don't even have time to take showers!! Physics, Maths, Chemical Engineering, Aerospace Engineering, Electrical and Electronics Engineering etc. Majors: Keep silence and continue to study