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THE AUDACITY! 😱 Developer thinks they're being sooo clever testing their API on localhost, only to have Postman drop the ultimate truth bomb: "You need the internet." GASP! The look of utter betrayal in that last panel is sending me! It's like finding out your coffee has been decaf all along. HELLO?! The whole point of localhost is that it's LOCAL! It's literally in the name! The crushing realization that your API testing tool needs internet to test something that doesn't need internet is the definition of irony wrapped in a burrito of frustration. The circle of tech life: thinking you've outsmarted the system only to be outsmarted by it. 💀

Who has time to READ DOCUMENTATION? Are you KIDDING ME?! Life's too short to understand WHY something broke when you can just carpet bomb your entire codebase with console.log("HERE") , console.log("WHY GOD WHY") , and the ever-eloquent console.log("AAAAAAAHHHHH") ! The sheer ECSTASY when one of your 47 random debug statements finally reveals the problem is practically BETTER THAN CAFFEINE. Documentation is for people with patience and dignity—two things I sacrificed to the coding gods YEARS ago! 💅

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When your colleague gets to use the fancy for loop with a clear exit condition, but you're stuck with the while loop that never seems to end - just like this press conference. The guy on the left is basically all of us waiting for that condition to finally evaluate to false so we can go home. Meanwhile, management keeps adding microphones like they're adding requirements to the sprint.

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Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217