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Remember when video games were just... fun? Before you became a programmer and couldn't help but see the collision detection glitches, frame rate issues, and spaghetti code lurking beneath the surface? Now you're sitting there calculating the physics equations they used for that jump animation, mentally optimizing their render pipeline, and thinking "that NPC pathfinding algorithm must be A* with a custom heuristic." The curse of knowledge strikes again. You've peeked behind the curtain, and now you can't unsee the matrix. Gaming will never be the same, but hey—at least you can impress absolutely nobody by explaining why that texture is flickering.

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The perfect visual guide to container technologies that no documentation could ever match: Docker: A single shipping container. Simple, isolated, gets the job done. "It works on my machine" finally became "it works in my container." Docker Compose: Multiple containers stacked together like building blocks. For when your app is too complex for just one container but you still want to pretend everything is under control. Kubernetes: Complete chaos with containers falling off the ship into the ocean. What started as "let's orchestrate our containers" ends with "why is our production environment swimming with the fishes?" The perfect representation of what happens when you try to scale without understanding what you're doing. The accuracy is painful. Four years of computer science education just to end up googling "why is my pod crashing" at 3 AM.