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Content Why isn't my code working? How is my code working?

Tech YouTubers discovered that declaring everything "dead" gets more views than actual content. Git is dead. REST APIs are dead. Docker is dead. JWT is dead. RAG is dead. Next week: "Oxygen is Dead - Why Developers Should Stop Breathing." The best part? Each video is 20-40 minutes long. Because nothing says "this technology is obsolete" like spending half an hour explaining why you still need to know it. The downward trending graphs in the thumbnails really seal the deal though. Very reassuring for the junior dev who just spent three months learning Docker. Meanwhile, 99% of production systems are still running on these "dead" technologies, blissfully unaware they're supposed to be extinct. Someone should tell them.

The eternal dev team cycle of pain: You fix a bug and submit a PR, then sit there refreshing GitHub like Pablo Escobar waiting for someone—ANYONE—to review your code. Meanwhile, the project manager is wandering around wondering why features are still stuck in QA purgatory. Classic chicken-and-egg problem where nothing moves because everyone's waiting for someone else to do their part first. The circle of software development hell that transcends programming languages and team sizes.

Content The code: is perfectly readable and understandable" Me: looks away for 0.0001 seconds The same code: 17 47 LIT LIFL

Turns out the bar for project management is so low you could trip over it while looking for your missing semicolon. Just mindlessly repeat "How's the project going?" every few days and congratulations—you've mastered 90% of the job description. The other 10% is creating Gantt charts nobody will ever look at and scheduling meetings that could've been Slack messages. Meanwhile, developers are over here solving actual problems while the parrot—I mean PM—gets all the credit for "driving the initiative forward." But hey, at least the parrot looks good in that graduation cap.

Content JF Bastien ifbastien The fastest programming language is clearly "c" because that's the speed of light and nothing can even approach it. 02:30 71020 Twitter Web App 226 Retweets and comments 1,321 Likes