I always wanted a women who likes horror movies.

Ah, the classic Agile charade. First they claim to be "agile," then when pressed they say they "adapt to changing directions" which sounds impressive. But the truth finally emerges – they have absolutely no idea how to build the actual product. And management is perfectly fine with that. Just another Tuesday in software development where buzzwords substitute for competence. The sprint planning meeting starts in 5 minutes, bring your best poker face.

The grand illusion of productivity. You sit down, crack your knuckles, and declare "today I shall conquer Mount Algorithm with three hours of laser focus!" Then your brain immediately betrays you with the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. One minute in and suddenly you're researching why keyboards aren't alphabetical, checking if your high school crush got married, or contemplating if semicolons are actually necessary in JavaScript. The "see you tomorrow" hits especially hard because we all know that's exactly how the cycle repeats itself. After eight years as a tech lead, I've accepted that "flow state" is just a mythical creature, like unicorns or bug-free code on the first try.

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