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Someone built a "Is This Tech Dead?" website to check if Python is dying, only to get personally attacked by their own creation. The site reports Python has a "Deaditude Score" of just 17.6% (very much alive), then delivers the fatal blow: "Healthier than your work-life balance." That's the digital equivalent of asking your smart scale your weight and it responding "less than your emotional baggage."

Content BJ Smith BJSmithArt Why are IT guys such dicks? Eric Chapman eschapman Replying to BJSmithArt Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on.

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! D starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck a gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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