Humor Based On My Pain

Content Lucas van Staden ProxiBlue Replying to gurlcode 1st week on new job. Ran: shutdown -h now in my terminal thinking it was local. Shut prod down. Thing is we were on Isle of Wight, so: drive to ferry port. Take ferry to mainland. Hire car. Drive to DC. Push power button on server. Improvements were done for remote power cycling. 9:29 AM 180621 Twitter for Android 6 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 235 Likes

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Ah, the classic bait-and-switch! When someone promises you a good time but delivers pointer arithmetic instead. Learning C programming is like entering a relationship with memory management—it starts with excitement, then suddenly you're knee-deep in segmentation faults wondering where it all went wrong. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment at 6 AM—it's admitting you don't know why your program is leaking memory after 3 days of debugging.

Picture this: You're an IT company trying to upgrade your infrastructure, and RAM prices are skyrocketing faster than your coffee consumption during sprint week. Your company's net worth? Doubled! Not because you're crushing it with innovation or landing massive contracts, but because the memory sticks sitting in your server room are now worth more than the actual servers themselves. It's like discovering your dusty Pokemon cards are suddenly worth a fortune, except way less fun and infinitely more depressing. The market giveth, and the market taketh away... your budget, your sanity, and your ability to justify that "necessary" 128GB upgrade. Companies are literally hoarding RAM like it's digital gold, watching their balance sheets inflate while their ability to actually BUY more RAM deflates. What a time to be alive in the tech industry!

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