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Content Null is safer than zero: A water glass with zero water can be broken and you can't break a glass if it doesn't exist!

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Ah, Russian Roulette: Programmer Edition. Nothing says "I trust my code" like a 1 in 6 chance of nuking your system32 folder. The character Lain (from Serial Experiments Lain) smiling while running code that could delete your entire Windows installation is peak chaotic energy. It's that same energy as pushing to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. "It works on my machine" takes on a whole new meaning when your machine might not work tomorrow. The Monster energy drink in the corner is the cherry on top - because you'll need that caffeine when you're rebuilding your OS at 3 AM.

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Content Creates a triangle from a quad The missing vertex is determined by the ShapeType 77 Yes this function is a bit of a mess but it works b2PolygonShape createtriangle(b2PolygonShape shape, ShapeType type) int count 0; int missingvertex getmissingvertex (type); b2Vec2 vertices3; for (int i 0; i 4; i) if (i missingvertex) continue; 3 vertices count shape.mverticesi; count shape. Set (vertices, 3); return shape;

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