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So Linux developers looked at all the pressing issues they could solve—security vulnerabilities, driver compatibility, UI improvements—and decided "You know what the world really needs? A Flatpak app to un-pixelate adult videos." This is peak open source: someone had an itch, and by God, they scratched it. Three-star rating though, so I guess the algorithm still needs work. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my printer to work without sacrificing a goat.

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Ah, the "security through obscurity" approach taken to its logical conclusion. Storing passwords in plaintext - because nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like keeping all your users' credentials in a format readable by the intern who accidentally got database access. Sure, it reduces DB size by skipping that pesky hashing algorithm. Your database might be smaller, but so will your company after the inevitable breach. The cybersecurity equivalent of leaving your house key under the doormat because "no burglar would look there."

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