How Great Programmers Are Made

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The eternal battle of productivity vs. procrastination, and somehow procrastination is always the underdog that pulls off the upset victory. On the left: Steam, YouTube, Wikipedia, Netflix, Spotify, and Reddit – basically the six horsemen of the productivity apocalypse. On the right: a single Jira ticket with vague requirements that somehow needs to be completed by EOD. That Jira ticket could say "fix the thing" with zero context and still have three stakeholders asking for status updates every 15 minutes. Meanwhile, you've somehow spent two hours reading Wikipedia articles about medieval farming techniques. Just another Tuesday.

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Content WHEN SENIOR DEVS FINALLY TAKE A LOOK AT MY CODE AFTER 6 MONTHS WORKING INDEPENDENTLY

Content Tester who has to test everything again Developer who fixed the bugs but rewrote everything GENTL

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