How to confuse beginners

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Replying to iamdevloper A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment. 6:16 PM 20 Jul 18 16 Retweets 71 Likes v 17

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The eternal workplace dynamic perfectly captured! Designers view new hires as existential threats to their creative territory—"Am I not enough?" they sob dramatically while questioning their worth. Meanwhile, engineers embrace the reinforcements with primal solidarity—"Apes together strong." Because let's face it, no engineer has ever complained about having another code monkey to help debug that nightmare legacy system at 2AM. The more hands to sacrifice to the debugging gods, the merrier! Engineers know that software development is basically just sophisticated group suffering.

That first hit of AI-generated code feels like pure magic. "Look at all this productivity!" Then reality sets in. What AI gives you in quantity, you pay back with interest in quality control. Sure, it wrote 10,000 lines in minutes, but now you're the poor soul who has to untangle that algorithmic spaghetti, patch the security holes big enough to drive a truck through, and explain to management why the project timeline just went from "done" to "we're just getting started." The hidden tax of instant code is always paid in developer tears.