How A Programmer Dies

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How A Programmer Dies

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Normal humans flatline with a straight EKG line, but programmers? They go out with a syntax error—specifically a semicolon! That fatal missing semicolon that's haunted your debugging nightmares finally gets its revenge. The ultimate irony: spending hours hunting down missing semicolons your whole career only to have one literally kill you in the end. Poetic justice in code form.

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