[text] What to do when your Code is due in 30 Minutes and you were Procrastinating 1. 2. First take a deep breath. Its going to be okay. Next find the strongest stimulant you can. Caffeine nicotine coke whatever you can get your hands on. Youre gonna need all your neurons overcloocked for this one. . Try to find a fundamental flaw in the requirements that you can exploit. If all else fails make something up. The customer never specified that it had to be correct is a personal favorite. . Start writing code. Any code. Just enough to believe your own lies when you tell your boss about what a great job you did. . Realize that theres no way you can finish in time or find an excuse good enough. So you might as well enter panic mode and accept your inevitable doom. Fuck.
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