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Finally, someone who comments their code properly! The sacred ancient art of adding a copyright header twice in the same file. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like redundant legal protection from 1987. The second copyright notice is there just in case you missed the first one while doom-scrolling through 10,000 lines of legacy code at 3 AM. Security through repetition! Pro tip: For maximum job security, add a third copyright notice at the end of the file. That way, future developers will be too intimidated by your thoroughness to ever refactor your masterpiece.

Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17

Content "Programming is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years old timblastmusic

Content THESE RUST DEVELOPERS TRYING TO FORCE YOU TO USE RUST... ARE THEY IN THE ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW