Hexadecimal Dedication From Hell

Content junior dev IM NOT ASHAMED OF MY CODE senior dev EXACTLY. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD BE.

Content Daniel Feldman dfeldman Please only apply for a Senior dev position if your Github looks like this... c 1:40 AM Feb 27, 2023 54.4K Views

Content Async ( Paris Arc (MI) OxAsync No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

Content PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. BEEP BEEP Computer, notify me if external temperature gels too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.

The modern JavaScript project directory, where config files multiply faster than rabbits. What started as a simple idea now requires 20+ config files just to tell your computer how to run "hello world". The character on the left represents the old-school developer shocked at seeing a modern TypeScript project with its ecosystem of linters, type checkers, and build tools. Meanwhile, the character on the right is just trying to survive in a world where your package.json needs its own support group.