Here's to a new year with better code

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Content U ChOla me trying to get a decent KI ProgrammerHumor io the only dev who knows everything on his two week's notice

That moment when your access to the company's GitHub repo gets revoked before HR even tells you you're fired. Nothing says "your services are no longer required" quite like git pushing you out of the organization! The digital equivalent of finding your desk contents in a cardboard box. Bonus anxiety: frantically checking if you committed that side project code before losing access forever.

Content OS can you give me CPU? time To make progress? Yeeees. Actually spins on a lock like a boss wasting CRU time

Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 5:03 p.m. 14 Mar 17 3,196 RETWEETS 5,051 LIKES 47 daisyowl daisyowl - 17h daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 43 270 592

Content when you try to git-blame and you realize you wrote the broken code NYPD